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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Out of the mouths of babes................and bruvs
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Two urban youth at bus stop:
1st Urban, (looking at a pigeon pecking the remenants of a KFC) "'Ere bruv look at this, it's disgusting".
2nd Urban, "What is bruv"?
1st Urban, "That pigeon's eating bits of chicken".
2nd Urban, "Yeah, so what".
1st Urban, "Well it's like eating your bruv, bruv".
2nd Urban, "Yeuk, that's disgusting, eating your bruv. That's worse than knife crime". |
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Overheard by Anonymous, 144 bus stop in Wood Green
posted Wednesday, 06th August 2008 |
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Perv on the tube
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Filled tube train during rush hour.
Guy 1: standing looking at the floor saying nothing
Guy 2 shouts at him "STOP STARING AT HER BOOBS"
Rest of train stares at guy 1 in shock. |
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Overheard by Dan, central line between holborn and totenham court road
posted Tuesday, 05th August 2008 |
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Less tired by having less sleep?..no...just no
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stupid girl at school to her friend.
" i set my alarm for 6 oclcock this morin' so that i could have a lie in" |
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Overheard by lewis, at school near the chainging rooms
posted Tuesday, 05th August 2008 |
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Wuthering Heights
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Two Asian guys, outside Tottenham Court Road Station,
The "Tall" chap: 'Are you f*c*ing around, man?'
The "Stout" chap: 'I am. At different levels. What do 'you' mean!?'
Tall: 'Brilliant!!!' |
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Overheard by Nook, Tottenham Court Road Station
posted Monday, 04th August 2008 |
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Dumb line manager
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My line manager was looking for a word document I had created and saved so I told her the file path, it was actually saved in a folder called misc corres.
"Corry?" she asked, 'as in Coronation Street, corry?"
"Why would I name a file after Coronation Street?" I asked, "Corres is short for correspondence."
"Oh, right. Missed though?"
"What?"
"Missed. How can we be keeping stuff in a file if it's been missed?"
"I don't get you."
"You said it was saved in a file called missed corry."
"Aw, for f**ks sake, it's misc. You know, as in the abbreviation for miscellaneous." |
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Overheard by Mick, In the office
posted Sunday, 03rd August 2008 |
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obviously bored with her job
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An Old Lady on the Tanoy system: "staff call... *sigh*..." |
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Overheard by stig, in a supermarket
posted Thursday, 31st July 2008 |
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Religious mis-understanding
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A Teacher was teaching a class about the death of Jesus. He asked the class if they knew the name of any woman that was present at the cross. A few hands went up, Mary and Mary Magdalene were mentioned by a few in the class. One boy had kept his hand up, so the teacher asked him did he know the name of any other woman that was there at the death of Jesus. He replied 'Rosemary!' The Teacher was at a loss of where the boy got Rosemary from. So the Teacher asked the boy, 'why do you think a woman called Rosemary was present at the death of Jesus' The boy simply answered, 'Well, she has a set of prayer beads named after her, so she must be important enough to be at the death of Jesus.'
Rosary beads, not Rosemary beads! |
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Overheard by Anonymous, School staff room in Hounslow
posted Wednesday, 30th July 2008 |
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The Spice of Life
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Elderly Woman - "Did you know Mel B from the Spice Girls is black?"
Girl in her Mid 20s - *sarcastically* "you mean the black one from The Spice Girls? UH....YEAH" |
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Overheard by Katie, on the underground
posted Friday, 25th July 2008 |
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Honesty
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A suit, when asked for change by a particularly unkempt vagrant;
"I'm sorry, I don't really care about you." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Kings Cross
posted Wednesday, 23rd July 2008 |
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Kids these days are out of control.
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Two male teenagers were talking about a video game, when a middle-eastern guy gets on the tube and obviously catches the end of their conversation:
"Do you remember when I chucked that grenade at the iraqi and it hit him in the mouth?"
"Yeah mate, that was fucking wicked."
"He fell over and I shot him."
"Broke his dog's neck, too, the shitter."
"Where's Allah when you're knifing them in the stomach, eh?"
Eyebrows were raised. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Victoria line
posted Wednesday, 23rd July 2008 |
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