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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Bloody Yanks!
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American Girl #1: "There are no attractive guys in any of my classes."
American Girl #2: "I know, I feel like I'm living in a feminist society." |
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Overheard by Anna, King's Cross
posted Thursday, 04th December 2008 |
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Linux Laptop
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I???ve been taking the train to work for 4 years now. It???s a 45 minute rambling ride in which I usually either read a book, sleep, or grab my laptop loaded up with Ubuntu and get some stuff done. Over time, I???ve collected a few funny remarks I???ve either over heard. Here is the best.
# They stole that spinning cube thing from a Mac! (Two mac users sitting next to me). |
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Overheard by Mike, Train
posted Thursday, 04th December 2008 |
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If one more person asks me where Victoria station is I'll snap!
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Girl tourist: "Which way is it to Victoria station?"
Man selling newspapers: "Did you look at the signpost?!?!" (yelling angrily)
Girl tourist: "Pardon?"
Man selling newspapers: "Did you look at the signpost?!?!" (yelling angrily)
Girl tourist: No
Man selling newspapers: "Well that's what it's there for!!!!!" (yelling angrily)
Girl: "Okay, thank you!"
By the signpost he pointed at was across the street and clearly not visible from the side of the road we were on.
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Overheard by Canadian Tourist, On a street corner near Victoria Station in London
posted Wednesday, 03rd December 2008 |
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(F)lightening the mood
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On an EasyJet flight, just after landing:
Air hostess over tannoy: "Ladies and Gentlemen, EasyJet would like to welcome you to London Luton airport. The local time is 1.50pm and the weather is a bit like my husband: wet and miserable!" |
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Overheard by Alchemist, EasyJet flight
posted Tuesday, 02nd December 2008 |
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That's Amore
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Girl to boyfriend: "I've heard you doing karaoke, nothing scares me any more." |
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Overheard by Mister F, Pizza Express, Sutton
posted Friday, 28th November 2008 |
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Victor Saader-Masoch as a child
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Small child to mother: "Oh fine, you can spank me then." |
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Overheard by Mister F, Pizza Express, Sutton
posted Friday, 28th November 2008 |
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Guns of Navarone
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Woman #1- "yes, the tennis player whos in 'Celeb get me out of here', Martine McCutcheon."
Woman #2- "I think you mean Martine Navarone." |
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Overheard by ElB, Cafe Nero, Canterbury
posted Sunday, 23rd November 2008 |
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Contemporary courtship
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When I and a friend were walking out of a burger bar, we walked out to see a couple of attractive girls walk past a black, homeless man. The man turned as they walked past and said, "Excuse me ladies...." no reply. "err, ladies" no reply. "Ladies" slightly louder. "malalalalalalalala", in a pitch that no man should be able to achieve.
Everyone in a 5 metre radius laughed. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Walking out of burger bar in London, Tottenham court road
posted Thursday, 13th November 2008 |
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'Allo John, Got A New Motor?
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Man drives into petrol station & car repair centre. He winds down the window and shouts to the mechanic:
"'Ere, mate, can you do something about this motor?!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"It's like my bleedin' missus, innit?!"
"Huh?!"
"It's temperamental" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Catford petrol station
posted Wednesday, 12th November 2008 |
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The doors!
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The train driver, harrassed by running late on a morning commuter train, warning his passengers over the tannoy: "Stand clear of the doors please, the doors are closing. Stand clear of the doors, remove any items of clothing."
A brief pause, a couple of passengers catch each other's eyes ... "From the doors, that is." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Leaving Peckham Rye station on a Southern train
posted Monday, 10th November 2008 |
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