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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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No comeback to this one...
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Slightly tenuous link here, but one of the protagonists was from London, judging from the accent:
Last day of the week skiing, Friday apr??s ski and the place is jammed and hopping. I'm on the dancefloor in full ski gear same as everyone else; this cute bird grabs the furry wolfie hat I'm wearing and puts it on her own head.
I say "careful love, I haven't washed it all week."
She replies: "Neither have I."
Dirty dirty. |
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Overheard by Murty Sanchez, Rondpoint bar, M??ribel, Trois Vall??es, Savoie, France
posted Saturday, 08th November 2008 |
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GCEs
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Teenage boy speaking on his mobile: "Yeah man I know, but I can't go out innit...Mum's well mad coz I PLOUGHED my GCEs!!!"
I thought at this stage it was probably too late to correct him. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, On the bus in Brixton this Summer
posted Thursday, 06th November 2008 |
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Just about everyone is queer these days
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*Loud drunken men shouting*
Obvious Gay Guy: "Don't worry about them, they're just queer." |
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Overheard by Surprised to hear that., Kingston
posted Wednesday, 05th November 2008 |
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Home for dinner
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"please mind the closing doors..please stand clear of the closing doors..the doors are closing..c'mon people dont be selfish- move away from the doors. we all want to get home tonight" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Green Park on the Jubilee Line
posted Monday, 03rd November 2008 |
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The Tube Driver's Lament
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(At East Finchley Tube Station)
Tube Driver: "This is a Bank train, Morden via Bank."
(At Highgate Tube Station)
Tube Driver: "Contrary to the signs, this is a Bank train, Morden via Bank."
(At Archway Tube Station)
Tube Driver: "Ignore the signs, this train goes to Morden via Bank."
(At Tuffnell Park Tube Station)
Tube Driver: "This train is to Morden via Bank."
(At Kentish Town)
Tube Driver: "This is a Bank train, Morden via Bank.. Hopefully this is the last time I have to say this. If we get to Camden and we get the wrong signal, I'm going to lie down and have a cup of tea." |
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Overheard by Benet, Bank Branch Northern Line Train (Camden Town)
posted Monday, 27th October 2008 |
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Make mine a cum shot...................!
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(After a discussion over flavoured absolut vodkas and two new ones grapefruit & pair)
Male customer: "What are the new flavours"?
Female bartender: "I've got a great ruby red and a nice pear" |
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Overheard by easysteve, In my bar (honestly)
posted Sunday, 26th October 2008 |
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Manwha?!?!
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Random Girl on phone: "Oh my god! Mangina?! Fulham Broadway?!"
Rest of the carriage: *snigger* |
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Overheard by Mister F, Thameslink: Sutton to London Bridge
posted Saturday, 25th October 2008 |
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Heavy lunch maybe...................
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French Waiter to new Glaswegian Chef: "What is the Lamb Special"?
Glaswegian Chef: "Lamb steaks marinated in honey, garlic and cement".
French waiter relays this information to me. So I ask the chef "Lamb in honey, garlic and cement"?
Glaswegian chef: "Och, nay garlic, honey and some mint". |
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Overheard by easysteve, In my bar
posted Thursday, 23rd October 2008 |
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Looking for a date
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Girl walking past homeless guy on street: "I've got half a sandwich - do you want it?"
Homeless guy: "I'd rather have your phone number" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Soho
posted Thursday, 23rd October 2008 |
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I guess he bogarted the joint...............
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My friends rather stoned dad: "This cd's good who is it"?
Daughter: "Queen".
Stoned dad: "I thought so, There's a lot of really good tracks on it what's it called"?
Daughter: "Queens Greatest Hits" |
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Overheard by Easysteve, At my friends dinner party
posted Wednesday, 22nd October 2008 |
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