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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
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Knicker high
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Urban guy #1: "That girl was really nice, mate. And she gave me her knickers!"
Urban guy #2: "She gave you her knickers?! You should put that shit in a spliff and smoke it." |
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Overheard by Go, Oxford st.
posted Friday, 15th August 2008 |
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Office woes
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Co-worker #1: "Augh. That's all I need - my computer trying to talk to me." |
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Overheard by Mister F, Office, Moorgate
posted Friday, 15th August 2008 |
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Over-share, much?
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20-something Girl (loudly): "Last time I went on Stealth I was bricking it... I mean the bricks were *literally* falling out of my pants." |
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Overheard by Chel, Waterloo to Staines (Thorpe Park) train
posted Wednesday, 13th August 2008 |
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Owned
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Whilst walking through Globe theatre:
American woman to guide: "Excuse me, is this building pre-war?"
Guide: "Madam, this building is pre-America." |
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Overheard by James, Globe theatre
posted Tuesday, 12th August 2008 |
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Out of the mouths of babes................and bruvs
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Two urban youth at bus stop:
1st Urban, (looking at a pigeon pecking the remenants of a KFC) "'Ere bruv look at this, it's disgusting".
2nd Urban, "What is bruv"?
1st Urban, "That pigeon's eating bits of chicken".
2nd Urban, "Yeah, so what".
1st Urban, "Well it's like eating your bruv, bruv".
2nd Urban, "Yeuk, that's disgusting, eating your bruv. That's worse than knife crime". |
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Overheard by Anonymous, 144 bus stop in Wood Green
posted Wednesday, 06th August 2008 |
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Perv on the tube
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Filled tube train during rush hour.
Guy 1: standing looking at the floor saying nothing
Guy 2 shouts at him "STOP STARING AT HER BOOBS"
Rest of train stares at guy 1 in shock. |
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Overheard by Dan, central line between holborn and totenham court road
posted Tuesday, 05th August 2008 |
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Less tired by having less sleep?..no...just no
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stupid girl at school to her friend.
" i set my alarm for 6 oclcock this morin' so that i could have a lie in" |
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Overheard by lewis, at school near the chainging rooms
posted Tuesday, 05th August 2008 |
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Wuthering Heights
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Two Asian guys, outside Tottenham Court Road Station,
The "Tall" chap: 'Are you f*c*ing around, man?'
The "Stout" chap: 'I am. At different levels. What do 'you' mean!?'
Tall: 'Brilliant!!!' |
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Overheard by Nook, Tottenham Court Road Station
posted Monday, 04th August 2008 |
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Dumb line manager
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My line manager was looking for a word document I had created and saved so I told her the file path, it was actually saved in a folder called misc corres.
"Corry?" she asked, 'as in Coronation Street, corry?"
"Why would I name a file after Coronation Street?" I asked, "Corres is short for correspondence."
"Oh, right. Missed though?"
"What?"
"Missed. How can we be keeping stuff in a file if it's been missed?"
"I don't get you."
"You said it was saved in a file called missed corry."
"Aw, for f**ks sake, it's misc. You know, as in the abbreviation for miscellaneous." |
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Overheard by Mick, In the office
posted Sunday, 03rd August 2008 |
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obviously bored with her job
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An Old Lady on the Tanoy system: "staff call... *sigh*..." |
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Overheard by stig, in a supermarket
posted Thursday, 31st July 2008 |
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