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Weirdest thing said on the tube?
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Guy On Tube: ... "And if mutating cancer into tentacled creatures is wrong, I don't want to be right." |
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Overheard by Navi, The Tube.
posted Sunday, 13th July 2008 |
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The best insult I ever heard...
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Two primary school-age children were engaged in a heated argument, and they reached a very tense pause. One of them turned around to the other and shouted: "You oatmeal-face!!!" |
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Overheard by Sarah, Barnet
posted Wednesday, 09th July 2008 |
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Jesus hates
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Walking in St James Park when I overheard two American Students chatting:
Student 1: says something I couldn't understand
Student 2: incredulous tone "but Jesus hates the gays" |
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Overheard by James, St James Park
posted Wednesday, 09th July 2008 |
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You need training?
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In Argos, the woman in front of me asked the gormless Saturday boy if he could put some string around a large box, to make it easier to carry. He fumbled for a while with the string and then gave up, saying,'Sorry, we're not trained in string..' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Argos, Oprington (just about in London)
posted Monday, 07th July 2008 |
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Check-in delays
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Announcement at Gatwick airport:
"We apologise for the delays at check-in. This is due to.....delays at check-in". |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Gatwick airport check-in
posted Monday, 07th July 2008 |
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Deluded
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Two girls in their late twenties were walking along the road in Old Street.
Girl 1 "So she said to me, "It's not my fault I've got blonde hair and blue eyes, is it?"
Girl 2 "What?!"
Girl 1 "I know. So I said to her, "Oh, so you're forced to dye your hair and wear coloured contacts are you?" |
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Overheard by Nic, Old Street
posted Monday, 07th July 2008 |
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Eh?
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Girl walking along Oxford Street talking to her friend:
"She's got very American teeth." |
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Overheard by Nic, Oxford Street, outside Top Shop
posted Monday, 07th July 2008 |
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What a Traitor!
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Whilst looking at a new rave stall in camden..
Short, Plain Looking 13 Year Old Girl: "Oh-my-god can you believe Serina is in an emo now!" |
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Overheard by Emily, Camden Market
posted Sunday, 06th July 2008 |
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Dirty Old Church
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Overheard on a bus passing Westminster Abbey before centuries of grime had been cleaned off it.
American husband "Gee look at the building. Why is it so dirty?"
Wife ( after some thought) "Maybe it was the Blitz?"
Husband " Yes it must have been the Blitz!
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Overheard by Billy, On a bus passing Westminster Abbey
posted Sunday, 06th July 2008 |
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Nigellisms
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Nigellisms:
Nigel: "DEATH DOGS. It's all about street meat."
(Nigel talking about his business plan to develop a hot dog chain sold out of converted hearses. He's already bought 3.) |
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Overheard by Victoria, In my office
posted Friday, 04th July 2008 |
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