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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
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Sophistication
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Hoodie 1: 'We gotta get into drinking stuff like Earl Grey...'
Hoodie 2: 'Bruv, why?'
Hoodie 1: 'Coz then people will think we're more sophisticated, innit!' |
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Overheard by Chel, Waterloo to Dorking train
posted Friday, 13th June 2008 |
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What's the time?
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On an overground station platform, two teenage girls who knew each other, one waiting to go east, the other waiting to go west.
One shouts across the tracks to the other, "Hope the train comes soon. Do you know what time it is?"
The other points, "There's a clock up there."
The time read 22:12.
The first girl replies, "Yeah, but I don't understand them sort of clocks!" |
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Overheard by PJ, Rail station East London
posted Thursday, 12th June 2008 |
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The obvious flew over her head
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Woman to her partner: "so when the pedestrian footpath goes over the road instead of under it, is that still an underpass?"
Partner (in deadpan voice): "No, I think that's called a bridge" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Baker Streer
posted Tuesday, 10th June 2008 |
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Apocalypse when?
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Preventer of IT services: "So if the world were to end during the upgrade, how would that affect the business?" |
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Overheard by spufidoo, IT Change Control Meeting
posted Tuesday, 10th June 2008 |
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End of the line
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Tube announcement: 'This train will be terminating at, High Barnet.'
Schoolboy #1: 'Hehe..this train will be terminating......terminator..' (makes childish gunshot sounds with mouth)
Schoolboy #2: 'Yeh.' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Northern Line train
posted Saturday, 07th June 2008 |
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I don't think he could remember any of her other recipes
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Rasta dude hanging about on Brick Lane, after seeing Nigella Lawson and her husband, shouting after her:
'Oi Nigella, it's Nigella!..............strawberry pancakes!!!!' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Brick Lane
posted Saturday, 07th June 2008 |
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Don't even go there.......................!
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Customer looking at the papers picks up the Daily Mail. Reads front page headline 'McCANNS FIRST HOLIDAY SINCE MADDIE VANISHED'.
Customer: "I wonder if they're taking the kids?". |
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Overheard by easysteve, In my bar
posted Thursday, 05th June 2008 |
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Well maybe she has a point.......
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Lady in Post Office queue, complaining about price of petrol: "I mean, what about cooking oil? That's the same thing, so how come it's so much cheaper?" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Post Office
posted Tuesday, 03rd June 2008 |
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Curfew
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Young Lads on 36 in Peckham
Bloke #1 - "yeah, so I met this girl, right, she was well fit"
Bloke 2 - "she was gaggin' for it at that club, you gonna see he#r again?"
Bloke #1 - "I got her number, innit"
Bloke #2 - "Yeah, safe, safe"
Bloke #1 - "Yo, bruv, bruv, what's the time, what's the time?!"
Bloke #2 - "Half ten, innit"
(pause)
Bloke #1 - "Nooooo! Shit! My mum's gonna KILL ME" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, 36 bus in Peckham
posted Monday, 02nd June 2008 |
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Virtual abuse
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One guy to another guy.
"in my brain... I hit her." |
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Overheard by Tim, Kingston
posted Friday, 30th May 2008 |
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