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fat school girl wedged into seat on 345 in camberwell - "i wanna get my hair cane row at the front"
friend - " well do it then, no ones stopping you" |
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Overheard by Annonymous, 345 bus camberwell green
posted Wednesday, 09th April 2008 |
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It's just too easy
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young teenage girl #1: "God! you're always touching things!"
young teenage girl #2: "You know you're right! i just love touching things!" |
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Overheard by danthefloorman, Oxford street
posted Monday, 07th April 2008 |
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Make mine a Bloody Mary then...............
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Bar Tender to regular customer: "Pint of Fosters"
Reg. customer: "No thanks I'll have a small glass of red wine".
Customer 2: "How Gay".
Reg. customer: "Not really, i've got a blood test tomorrow so I thought I'd keep everything red". |
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Overheard by easysteve, That Gay bar again.......
posted Saturday, 05th April 2008 |
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A confidential matter
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A guy talking about his work to his friends:
'yeah so he told me he shot him and where the gun is but I can't tell the police because I'm his doctor and it's confidential...' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, In a cinema, people behind me chatting pre-movie.
posted Saturday, 29th March 2008 |
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I wouldn't call it brain drain!
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2 white blokes on a bus doing along by Denmark Hill.
White bloke #1 (looking out of the bus and onto the street): 'It's all shit round here.'
White bloke #2: 'All these fucking immigrants.'
White bloke #1: 'Yeah. If there was a country without immigrants I'd go and live there.' |
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Overheard by Phil, On a bus in East Dulwich
posted Friday, 28th March 2008 |
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Where's Mammy?
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Little boy to father: "daddy where's mummy?"
Father, dejectedly: "over there looking at more toot" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, greenwhich market
posted Wednesday, 26th March 2008 |
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Parenting skills
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chav mum dragging screaming 3 year old child along
"stop f***ing struggling or I'll leave you behind" |
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Overheard by danthefloorman, wimbledon
posted Monday, 10th March 2008 |
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Dangerous
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"No no no - It's a bad idea, I'm telling you. If you like something, you shouldn't dip it in petrol." |
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Overheard by Lyndsey, East London Line
posted Friday, 07th March 2008 |
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Calming name
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Young chav mum to daughter in a buggy:
"OCEAN! Get back in ya pram, I don't want ANOTHER accident! |
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Overheard by sherception, number 8 bus from Bethnal Green:
posted Wednesday, 05th March 2008 |
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The accusing cyclist
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walking through russell square, guy on a bicycle riding towards me. He points at me a couple of feet away and while riding past says "I know you, you're the guy who ran away with my wife" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Russell Square
posted Tuesday, 04th March 2008 |
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