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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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So much for equality........
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during a bring back hanging debate:
1st guy: "I definately think they should bring back hanging for certain types of murder".
2nd guy: "What about women".
1st guy: "Oh, (thinking) no, I don't think women should be hung like men".
(neither of them realised and carried on their debate, bless) |
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Overheard by easysteve, My lacal gay bar
posted Sunday, 02nd March 2008 |
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Just keep pushing!
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not so much overhead but seen...
a very large old man sitting on the bus, his 'fat' was kinda hanging of the seat. a woman gets on the bus with a pram and cannot fit it because of the mans fat, he notices and attempts to pick up his fat and cant and says "just keep pushing it'll move one way or another". so she did and it just got squished between the pram and seat ledge. |
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Overheard by LuLu, D6. E London
posted Friday, 29th February 2008 |
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Pix n' Mix your diet
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A very large lady gets on the bus all out of breath. She sits on down, taking the whole two seater to herself. She gets on her phone and says:
- "I'm on the diet still so I can't. Nah, it ain't worth breaking now, innit.............yeah I just got back from the gym, I was gonna go swimming but I didn't feel like it but I done my stretches though mum, oh mum? Are we gonna do the exercise video later. yeah, ok?..........what mum? ur having those pies? what? the chicken and mushroom Asda ones? u know wot, I ain't tight yeah, I don't mind giving me food but mum I bought that pack and it was a pack of 4 and now your having the last one I didn't get a single one out of that, what? nah I didn't eat it in the end that day cos Kerry came over n I gave it to her cos her mum kicked her out and didn't let her have it. Nah honeslty I don't mind, u have the pie..I got some sweets anyway, just a handful u know, a small one" (grasping a big bag of pix n' mix |
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Overheard by LuLu, East London [E14]
posted Friday, 29th February 2008 |
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Old ladies never forget
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Old lady: "I need to buy some new teaspoons, I haven't got any left"
Younger woman: "Why, what have you done with them?"
Old lady, with a murderous glint in her eye: "She stole them didn't she! Just like that time with the eggcup" |
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Overheard by Lolita, hackney
posted Thursday, 28th February 2008 |
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Size matters
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American fella: "Well I had kinda been seeing this Korean girl, and she was really hot. But, apparently, Asian guys are really small, and there wasn't a lot of room to maneuver..." |
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Overheard by Craig, Regent St
posted Tuesday, 26th February 2008 |
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ID please?
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guy #1: "dude...the best thing about being at uni is that everyone is 18!"
guy #2: "why is that a good thing?"
guy #1: "cos all the girls are legal!!!"
oh dear!!! |
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Overheard by james, leicester square
posted Monday, 25th February 2008 |
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We bomb them first
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One employee to another: "That's so very American - thinking they can change the world." |
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Overheard by An American Girl, Borders, Oxford Street
posted Friday, 22nd February 2008 |
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Strategic Management Account
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"The most important thing about the Strategic Management Account conference was standing in the hotel bathroom..." |
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Overheard by Andrew, The offices of a large energy company
posted Thursday, 21st February 2008 |
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Cross dressing?
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"So we decided to order a pizza and I said "but you have to answer the door, I'm not getting the door in my dressing gown." and then he said "well I can't get the door, I'm wearing your leggings" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Costa, Bromley
posted Wednesday, 20th February 2008 |
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Yeah, that'll happen...
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Guy to friend: "I swear to god, this morning I rolled back my foreskin and me and Nate were, like, wretching..." |
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Overheard by Pod, Astoria
posted Tuesday, 19th February 2008 |
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