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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Open relationship
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Two girls, 14-15 years old, are talking.
Girl #1: "So he got you roses for Valentines day, did he?"
Girl #2: "Yeah..."
Girl #1: "Even though you told him you cheated??"
Girl #2: "Yep"
Girl #1: "So why are you not happy?"
Girl #2: "Well, I'm thinking about dumping him..."
Girl #1: "What?? YOU'RE the one who cheated!"
Girl #2(looking at Girl 1 like she is stupid): "Exactly! I don't want a boyfriend I can cheat on, do I?" |
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Overheard by Annie, District line, by West Ham
posted Monday, 18th February 2008 |
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And you thought smoking was sexy
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Guy walks back in to the bar after savouring the delights of the smoking area.
1st guy: "You smell like a fag"
2nd guy: "It's Dolce & Gabbana".
1st guy: "No it's not, it's Benson & Hedges" |
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Overheard by easysteve, My local gay bar......as usual
posted Saturday, 16th February 2008 |
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Only when I'm not.
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Woman to teenage daughter: "... and have you noticed, these days, everyone is on crack..." |
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Overheard by Gibbs, Paddington
posted Friday, 15th February 2008 |
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Who says romance isn't dead?!
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On Valentines Day evening, two men walking home with takeaway bags, one answers his phone and says "so...I got you a doner yeah?" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, finsbury park tube
posted Friday, 15th February 2008 |
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And the little one said...roll over!
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Very loud female Hoxtonite on phone "So I woke up and I was stark bollock naked in her bed and I was like, oh no - not again!" |
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Overheard by Nic, Stepney Green
posted Tuesday, 12th February 2008 |
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Telepathy Failure
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Mother to stroppy child in supermarket:
"Well you don't need to give up on me, dear, just because I can't read your mind."
Passerby: "Maybe you could tell my wife that." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Supermarket, North London.
posted Tuesday, 12th February 2008 |
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Underground buffets... nice.
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Man asleep on tube: ... This buffet is shit. |
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Overheard by Kris, Victoria Line
posted Tuesday, 12th February 2008 |
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Teacher's Crotch
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Male College Student #1 (about teacher): "He is such an obvious perv, man."
Male College Student #2: "Yeah, and then he just stands around like: I am a Teacher and this is my Crotch." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Natural History Museum
posted Sunday, 10th February 2008 |
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A fire party. It was wild!
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Boy to friends: "What the fuck happened here?!" |
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Overheard by Craig, (What's left of) Camden market
posted Sunday, 10th February 2008 |
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Fingers & Thumbs
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Teenage lad #1: "I got no problem, like, physically. I can get it up and go, and I know I'm having sex at the time, and I can come and everything - I just can't feel anything."
Teenage lad #2: "Woah... (long pause) Gutting."
Teenage lad #1: "So I'm either gay or I've actually fucked myself numb."
Teenage lad #2: "No offence... I'd rather be gay."
Teenage lad #1: "Woah..."
Teenage lad #2: "Seriously man; at least you'd have the feeling still, and I'm not being funny but have you ever tried fingering yourself?"
(loooooooooooooooooooong pause)
Teenage lad #2: "It's amazing, isn't it." |
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Overheard by Amir, Camden
posted Saturday, 09th February 2008 |
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