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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Where exactly?
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Two twenty(ish) year old women walking past me (I only heard part of the conversation, but I wish that I'd heard more)
Girl: "And then he took his rubber glove off and said, stuff it in here". |
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Overheard by easysteve, Green Lanes Haringey
posted Thursday, 04th March 2010 |
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The Fisherman One
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Overheard in the gym...
Girl 1: "Have you been on the fisherman one yet?"
Girl 2: "The what?!!"
Girl 1: "You know, the fisherman one"
Girl 2 looks round to where Girl 1 is pointing
Girl 2: "Ohh...You mean the rowing machine". |
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Overheard by Charlotte, Esporta Gym, in Romford
posted Wednesday, 24th February 2010 |
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Huh?
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Two late-20's girls walking along at Liverpool Street.
Girl 1 - "So I met this bloke last Friday night and his name was Raphael."
Girl 2 (laughing) - "Was he a hero in a half-shell?"
Girl 1 (pausing) - "I don't get it."
Girl 2 (sighing) - "Never mind." |
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Overheard by Nic, Liverpool Street
posted Monday, 22nd February 2010 |
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Insane Virgo
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"Have you ever met a woman who saw right into your soul? I met a german woman married to a Jamaican man and she was talking about the Haitians but it was like she was talking about me. Seriously it was so insane we talked from 3am to 5am. That's how insane she was, an insane Virgo that's what I called her." |
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Overheard by Hael, Stupid Hipster at the Foundry in Shoreditch
posted Saturday, 20th February 2010 |
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Young love
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Waiting for the stunt show to start at the MCN Motorbike show at the Excel Centre, I oveheard the following between two teenagers who were seated in the row behind me:
Teenager 1: "I think I'm going to ask her out"
Teenager 2: (in horror) "You can't just ask a girl out, you have to flirt with her first!"
Teenager 1: "Flirt with her?"
Teenager 2: "Yeah man, Flirting is an ART!" |
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Overheard by CMS, Excel Centre
posted Monday, 15th February 2010 |
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I remember that going down.....and coming back.
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A romantic couple in my bar on Valentines Evening.
Smarmy Man to rather beautiful young lady at dinner " I think there is something really sexy about swallowing a lobster".
Waiter (clearing the table), "I think you meant Oyster Sir". |
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Overheard by Easysteve, My Bar
posted Sunday, 14th February 2010 |
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Not on your nelli
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Two young women on a train heading out of London Waterloo.
"She's obsessed with Twilight and that guy. I think he's called Peter Facinelli. She calls her baby the 'babanelli'. And after the birth, her first Facebook post was saying how much the baby looked like Peter Facinelli. I'm like what does her husband think about this? Doesn't he care?' |
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Overheard by Yazuma, Vauxhall
posted Thursday, 11th February 2010 |
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Oh the irony!
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Two schoolgirls on the W3 bus to Finsbury Park this morning talking loudly, one says to the other:
"I can't believe it I've got two Englishes today man, what's the fucking point?!" |
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Overheard by John, W3 Bus N8
posted Wednesday, 10th February 2010 |
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But Mummy! My PONY!
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Two young girls talking on a train, both in gilets with braces and uggs on.
Girl #1: "we had to sell my pony, my mum won't buy me another because i'm still growing, she will only LOAN one out for me."
(look of horror on girl 2's face, then contemplation)
Girl #2: "yes, but thats better than NOTHING!"
Girl 1: *sighs* "I suppose" |
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Overheard by Kate, Train
posted Wednesday, 10th February 2010 |
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cheap and not very cheerful
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Announcement is made about general flight info etc and then the steward adds, in the most droll voice;
"as you may know, on Easyjet we don't give you nuffin, so if you want a snack you'll have to buy it off the trolley." |
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Overheard by Wendy, On an Easyjet flight to Portugal
posted Tuesday, 02nd February 2010 |
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