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... and they all moved to Wales
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Welsh guy: "How long do we have to be here?"
Welsh girlfriend: "Less than an hour; stop whining."
Welsh guy: "Just hurry the fuck up! This place is the closest thing to hell..."
Passerby: "Why? Where are you from?"
Welsh guy: "Cardiff."
Passerby: "O, fair enough..." |
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Overheard by Dan, Soho
posted Monday, 04th February 2008 |
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finger lickin' good
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As i was walking past the Rainbow Sports bar, a the lapdancing club on Shoreditch High Street, two young blokes were coming out, one looked a little shocked while the other was licking his lips and said "i love the aftertaste of cunninglingus" |
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Overheard by Kevin, Shoreditch
posted Wednesday, 30th January 2008 |
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Doh!
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Dad - "Have you ever heard of some make-up called MAC?"
Daughter (laughing) "Ha ha ha! Yes, of course I have!"
Dad "What's so funny about that?"
Daughter "I'm a girl. That's like me asking you if you've ever heard of beer." |
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Overheard by Nic, Central Line
posted Friday, 25th January 2008 |
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Dior
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Late-20s male walking past me in the Harrods' women's department:
'Where the FUCK is Dior?!?' |
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Overheard by Li, Harrods
posted Thursday, 24th January 2008 |
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So that's why he's got a sore throat.................!
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Ist guy: "That's a really bad cold you've got are you taking anything for it".
2nd guy: "Yes, I've tried everything, Night Nurse, Day Nurse........".
Eavesdropper: "He even tried two paramedics and he still feels rough". |
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Overheard by easysteve, My local Gay bar
posted Monday, 21st January 2008 |
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This could solve everything......
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Two large 'bear' type gay guys discussing being overweight:
1st guy: "I must do something about my stomach".
2nd guy: "Join a gym".
1st guy: "I'm allergic to exercise".
2nd guy: "You could always get it sucked out and sent to Africa, a whole village could survive on that for weeks with a bowl of rice".
1st guy: "Thanks, for that". |
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Overheard by easysteve, My local gay bar
posted Monday, 14th January 2008 |
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so much for lesbians being fashionably anorexic.................sorry
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Two girls discussing an ad in a lesbian 'shopping on line' mag:
1st girl: "There's an ad here for a harness for a strap-on".
2nd girl: "Really".
1st girl: "Yeah, it will fit up to a 60" hip".
2nd girl: "How much is it"?
1st girl: "??69.95".
2nd girl: "Blimey that's stretching it a bit". |
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Overheard by easysteve, In my gay bar (again)
posted Sunday, 13th January 2008 |
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Stars in their Eyes
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Out of town Girl 1 - "Ooooh! We're in London now! Do you think we'll see anyone famous?"
Out of town Girl 2 - "Oh I hope so. Loads of famous people live in London. I bet we do. Especially here!"
London Girl behind them (snorting) "Yeah. All our famous people come to the lifts at Covent Garden." |
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Overheard by Nic, Lifts at Covents Garden tub station
posted Saturday, 05th January 2008 |
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Don't be so pedantic!
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Toddler in pram holding an animated conversation with a dog going "Miaow miaow miaow". Mother looks at the toddler and says "It's Woof Woof, not Miaow Miaow". |
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Overheard by Elke, St John's Wood
posted Thursday, 03rd January 2008 |
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Geography isn't a strong point...
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American guy flirting with Irish girl on the DLR near cutty sark.
AG - "So you're from Ireland then?"
IG - "Sure am"
AG - "Do you do that dance thing?"
IG - "I used too..."
AG - "Go on then, put your cloggs on!!!"
IG - "I'm from Ireland, not Finland!"
I had to stop myself from falling over with laughter... |
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Overheard by Dave, DLR near cutty sark
posted Monday, 24th December 2007 |
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