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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Daft blondes
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In a cinema two blonde girls watching the Day after tomorrow
One girl says: "Is this based on a true story?
other girl: "Um I think so, it'll say at the end credits" |
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Overheard by Mel, Cinema
posted Tuesday, 18th December 2007 |
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Filthy Cheese
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American student #1: "Could you pass me some cheese please Nicole?"
American student #2: "Shut your f**king mouth you whore!" |
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Overheard by Kevin, House in Vauxhall
posted Monday, 17th December 2007 |
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When all fails............
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Tramp after several people refuse to give him change: "Fuck it, I'm just gonna go rob someone." |
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Overheard by Anna, Tottenham Court Road
posted Tuesday, 11th December 2007 |
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Is there more than one kind of drink?
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Being in London and in a Pub, both for the first time. Therefore we (Joanna and I) had no idea that no waiter would come and ask for our orders. After a little while (not more than half an hour, I am sure)we noticed that other people walked to the counter and ordered their drinks. So I decided to do the same.
"Two half pints, please."
"Two half pints of WHAT, my dear?"
"Of beer!"
He just shook his head wearily and waved his hand towards rows and rows of Lager, Guinness, Pilsner and so on.
We were ashamed then but after several half pints of Pilsner for Joanna and Guinness for me we laughed as happily as all the other guests in the Pub. |
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Overheard by Barbara, Pub in Kensington
posted Monday, 10th December 2007 |
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Harry Potter Party
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Girl one - (English)
"Yeah i sort of want to get the boook, im such a geek. "
Girl two (American)
"Nah, it's only geeky if you go to the Harry Potter Party which starts at nine." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, somewhere in London
posted Thursday, 06th December 2007 |
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Deranged in Notting Hill
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3 mid-20s guys galloping down Kensington Church Street:
Guy 1 : (Strange Noises while swinging arms) "BWUK BWUK BWWWUUUKKKK!!!"
Guy 2 : "MANS DEM, MANS DEM!!!"
Guy 3 : (Singing) "If you don't knows you'd best gets to knows..."
Other people looking bemused until out of earshot. |
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Overheard by Elias, Kensington Church Street
posted Thursday, 06th December 2007 |
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Posh Git
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In posh English accent...
"I simply must be back at seven to take William to fencing." |
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Overheard by Amy, Chalk Farm
posted Thursday, 06th December 2007 |
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Needs more Ritalin
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American Girl:
"Oh my god, i am so A.D.D right now!" |
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Overheard by Louis, Kings College Library
posted Wednesday, 05th December 2007 |
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Oxbridge
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Vacation in London - my good friend Johanna and I had booked a guided tour (Westminster Abbey, Tower, St. Paul??s Cathedral, ...) and forgot to check our watches while we did some window-shopping. About five minutes after the planned begin of the tour we arrived at the meeting point, and - out of breath - I asked: "Can we still join Tour or is it too late?"
And a (rather unkempt) mid-thirty, looking slightly like Jason King, answered in purest Oxbridge: "It??s never too late, darling." |
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Overheard by Barbara, King??s Cross
posted Wednesday, 05th December 2007 |
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