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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Champagne for the masses
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Posh lady drinking champagne: "I can't understand why champagne doesn't come out of taps!?" |
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Overheard by Kevin, Vauxhall, last night
posted Tuesday, 04th December 2007 |
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Hamesick
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Two Scottish guys in pub
Guy 1: "You go back to Scotland often?"
Guy 2: "Just for funerals." |
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Overheard by Kevin, The Good Mixer, Camden
posted Monday, 03rd December 2007 |
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Fidelity or not
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Guy 1: "... so you're in an open relationship?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, well kind of .."
Guy 1: "What do you mean 'kind of'?!"
Guy 2: "Well, she doesn't know yet." |
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Overheard by K, The Big Chill, Shoreditch
posted Monday, 03rd December 2007 |
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Facebook goes backseat
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Conversation between Scottish guy and tax driver
Guy: "Comrade. Are you on Facebook?"
Taxi driver: "What's that?"
Guy: "It's a gay site."
Taxi driver: "I'm pressing the eject button now .." |
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Overheard by KS, In taxi in Herne Hill on Saturday night
posted Monday, 03rd December 2007 |
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Vietnamese tap water
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Vietnamese restaurant
Scottish guy gives Vietnamese waiter his order
Guy: "... and I'll also have a glass of tap water."
Vietnamese waiter: "We don't do tap water."
Guy: "What?! You don't have taps?!" |
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Overheard by Kevin, Vietnamese restaurant, Shoreditch last Wednesday lunchtime
posted Monday, 03rd December 2007 |
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All fine on the 29
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Bus driver: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching Camden Town. It's gonna be crowded, so I'm going to advise you to stay away from the doors unless you're getting off.
Of course, there's going to be some people on this bus who don't speak English.
And it's going to be them. Who. Are. In. Your. Way." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, 29 bus, Camden, Friday morning
posted Friday, 30th November 2007 |
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Table Hogs
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Daddy's girl 1: "oh I know! the queue was just AWFUL! I know we could have like, booked but people were totally table hogging"
Daddy's Girl 2: "Yea they were, there was a huge queue out the door, and it was freezing and everyone was totally table hogging even though they could sooo see the queue outside. Selfish."
Level minded boy: "So why didnt you book?"
Daddy's Girl 1 interrupting: "And you know what else annoys me?! When people go out for dinner alone. I mean like, HELLO?! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS GO HOME AND EAT ALONE!DONT HOG TABLES!"
(daddy's girl 1 sheepishly looks around to realize that half the people in the small coffee shop are sitting at tables, and looking up from their papers to stare at her)
Daddy's Girl 1- very quietly and embarrassed: "well obviously its different in coffee shops cause, you know." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, South Kensington Cafe
posted Tuesday, 27th November 2007 |
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I'll buy it with Daddy's money too
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early 20's rich kid- "yaw,yaw. I need to sort out my phone today. Yaw, i need a new one. I think I'm going to get a blackberry"
Early 20's friend- "oh yeah?"
early 20's rich kid- "yaw. I mean just for its image. not because I need one" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Northern Line Train AM
posted Tuesday, 27th November 2007 |
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As only an American could
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American teen from California: "OHMYGOD! Are those baby horses!?"
Tour Guide: "No. Those would be sheep." |
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Overheard by Meg, Stonehenge
posted Monday, 19th November 2007 |
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Failing Stanislavski
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Actress discussing a method class:
"... I mean, it's not my fault I've never been raped or urinated on." |
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Overheard by Jervilian, Bus 242 northbound, Shoreditch
posted Sunday, 18th November 2007 |
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