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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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The Sexist Godfather
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"So I'm the god-father so I have to remember to buy a birthday present for the god-child? Sounds like woman's work to me." |
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Overheard by Tom, middle-aged guy on his mobile
posted Friday, 16th November 2007 |
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You don't say!!!!!
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On the train whilst it was pouring with rain:
Train driver over the intercom (in a very deadpan voice): "Just to let you know, it's raining" |
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Overheard by Commander, Train to Blackfriars
posted Wednesday, 14th November 2007 |
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Doing nothing to dispel the myths
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American teen as she looked out of a train at a rainbow filled sky "Oh my God, they have rainbows here too?" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Northern Line
posted Monday, 12th November 2007 |
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Well, London Bridge is in America........
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1st gay guy, "I really want to go and see St Pancras Station, It's meant to be beautiful".
2nd gay guy, "Better hurry up, you know what the English are like it'll end up very grubby".
Ist gay guy, "and the longest champagne bar in the world will turn into Wetherspoons".
1st gay guy, Yeah, I know, they should have built it somewhere else". |
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Overheard by easysteve, my local gay bar
posted Saturday, 10th November 2007 |
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Maybe it contained a wad of bank notes???
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[doors close on the last train to Croydon, whilst a man is running down the stairs clutching his briefcase]
Drunk female passenger: "Stop Mr Driver! Let that poor man on!"
[train starts to pull out of the station]
Drunk female passenger: "Aww??? That???s harsh!"
Male passenger: "Don???t worry, he looks like he can afford a cab home." |
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Overheard by Mart P, London Bridge station
posted Saturday, 10th November 2007 |
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They love me
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My team love me.... In a "not really" sort of way. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, An office in Staines
posted Thursday, 01st November 2007 |
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Drunk on the bus
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A tipsy woman got on the number 6 bus the other evening and started talking loudly on her phone:
"Are you at home? How is she... how's she feeling? Is she OK? She's looking miserable. Oh. Well talk to her or something. Tell her, like, everything's OK blah blah blah, you know, be positive. I'm gonna be home soon, why don't you come and meet me and bring her along, that might cheer her up. Come on. I'm going to be home soon, come to the corner and meet me... I don't care what... Just come and meet me.... For fuck's sake! Just put a lead on her and drag her!"
At which point the annoyed glances she was receiving from other passengers turning into titters and smirks, although she was of course completely oblivious. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Number 6 bus, Warwick Avenue.
posted Friday, 26th October 2007 |
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Mohamed what's his face?
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Two rich old ladies in the national gallery.
Lady One: "What's the name of that shop, dear? You know the one...run by arabs."
Lady Two: "Harrod's, dear." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, The National Gallery, about a year ago.
posted Thursday, 25th October 2007 |
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Southfork in south London
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Two young female students in a cafe, swapping DVDs of a hit 80s soap opera.
"No, it's definitely not a waste of your life watching Dallas..." |
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Overheard by Phyllis, Kingston, south west London
posted Wednesday, 24th October 2007 |
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Quality check
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A teenage lad in a newsagent's shop holding up a copy of a magazine to one of the guys that ran the store:
"Do you know which is better? Zoo or Nuts?"
The shopkeeper went to confer with his colleague at the cash till. |
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Overheard by Phyllis, Kingston, south west London
posted Wednesday, 24th October 2007 |
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