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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Goose Liver Pate'?
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I went for lunch in West Smithfield where the following exchange took place:
Foie Gras Protester proclaims loudly: "Can you think of anything worse than having a tube put down your throat and getting force fed until your liver explodes"
Subtle Passerby after a moments thought: "ye, GETTING F***ED UP THE ARSE!" |
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Overheard by Ari, West Smithfield, City of London
posted Wednesday, 24th October 2007 |
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You see education rules (especially in Crouch End)
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Two skateboardboys on a bus in crouch end (both looking like board boys you know long hair, scrufy about 15-16 yrs old)Two friends get on the bus:
1st friend: "Hey Dude I thought you was ill". (probably meaning school)
1st board boy: "Yeah, I was".
2nd friend (sarcasticaly): "Yeah right".
2nd board boy: "and what didn't you understand about the word WAS"?
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Overheard by easysteve, 41 bus in Crouch End
posted Monday, 22nd October 2007 |
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Sex mad mum
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Older teenage girl to her mum: "Auntie Ally's boyfriend is a bit weird, isn't he? I mean, I think he's a total nutcase, really."
Mum: "Well, darling, if they have a nice time together, what does it matter that you think he looks like a 'nutcase'? As long as he's not IMPOTENT, I think it's fabulous!"
Daughter: "Oh my god Mum, shut up." |
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Overheard by camdengirl, Stationary department of Selfridges
posted Sunday, 21st October 2007 |
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Had this fella in the back of the cab once.....
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Was down Oxford Street and this taxi pulls up with a bag woman passenger.
The driver says "That will be six quid luv"
She says "but I ain't got enough money, I told ya"
Then follows with "How about a quick w**k though?"
Hilarious |
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Overheard by Benny, Oxford Street
posted Wednesday, 17th October 2007 |
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God bless the pikeys
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Pikey Girl after catching a small fish in the canal: "I'm gonna beat this fish up innit!" |
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Overheard by johnd, Canal near Kings Cross
posted Wednesday, 17th October 2007 |
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In Transit
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Man on bus in flashy suit answering mobile phone
"Yah, I'm in transit at the moment" |
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Overheard by Allie, On a bus
posted Monday, 15th October 2007 |
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Hot Wheels
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Two city boys sitting on a bus...
City boy 1) "So I heard you bought a tank?"
City boy 2) "Nah nah nah, not a tank, it's an armoured car."
City boy 1) "What's the difference between an armoured car and a tank then?"
City boy 2) "Well, an armoured car's got no weapons. Just a machine gun."
City boy 1) "Ah right. What did you get that for then?"
City boy 2) "Thought it'd look flash."
There may have been more to this tale but I think we shut them up by laighing so hard.
Going down the Kings Road on the bus sometime around 1992 |
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Overheard by Allie, Going down the Kings Road on the bus sometime around 1992
posted Monday, 15th October 2007 |
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Food for thought!
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Worried looking girl - "So what do you think I should do?"
Friend (wearily) "I spent most of last night eating cheese out of a tube. I really don't think I'm the best person to ask for advice about your love life." |
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Overheard by Nic, Pitcher & Piano Liverpool Street
posted Tuesday, 09th October 2007 |
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Madness and death at the Crafts Council
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At the Crafts Council Craft Fair 'Origin', in Somerset House...
Between two middle aged home counties ladies..."Oh everything's all madness and death" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, At the Crafts Council Craft Fair \'Origin\', in Somerset House...
posted Saturday, 06th October 2007 |
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Communism vs Capitalism
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Two Polish girls talking at a cafe near bond st:
'They used to say how bad it was in communist countries because people had to queue for bread. But, have you been into the post office lately?' |
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Overheard by London poet, Cafe near bond st
posted Friday, 05th October 2007 |
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