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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Chris's truck
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Traffic Wardens swarm around a large truck cab emblazoned with anti-war slogans parked on New Bond Street.
Passerby: "Hey Chris, they're trying to fuck with your truck"
Chris Eubank returning to truck with a coffee (pointing accusingly): "Language!" |
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Overheard by Didymus, New Bond Street
posted Sunday, 16th September 2007 |
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If you can't afford diamonds, go for crystal
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A well dressed young man is having a conversation on his mobile in a fairly camp voice.
Young Man: "...I've got this Svaroski (Swarovski, known for their crystal creations) party to go tonight. Do you wanna come?". It seems the person on the other end needs more clarification, so the young man continues: "You know, Svaroski, the ones who do fake diamonds, innit!". |
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Overheard by Johannes, Train - Hammersmith&City Line
posted Sunday, 16th September 2007 |
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You pickpocketed my heart with your sense of humour
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Bus driver over announcer: "Some people want to go home, some people want to go to work, some people just want to go into your pockets. Watch out for pickpockets people." |
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Overheard by Clare, On the 29 bus
posted Sunday, 16th September 2007 |
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Food and sport
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- Ping pong, it is not a game, it is a hobby! |
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Overheard by Rafal, Ping Pong Restaurant, James Street
posted Monday, 10th September 2007 |
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Holy crap
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this happened in winter, and a woman with a huge coat gloves a scarf and a hat is walking her dog whilst on a bicycle. the dog stops to take a crap. the woman stops cycling but decides its too hard to get off the bike (because of coat and cold etc), so sets off again.
a runner who witnessed this jogged up to the cyclist to tell her off. she monologues to the exasperated looking cyclist, who waits for her to finish:
"shit happens" and she cycles off. |
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Overheard by Angela, in a park in Ealing
posted Sunday, 09th September 2007 |
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Poor rabbit
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Two small girls talking as their mothers chat holding their daughter's hands.
girl#1: 'do you want a rabbit?'
girl#2: 'why?'
girl#1: 'mine wont play with me anymore.'
girl#2: 'umm no thank you...
(hesitates)
....you're a bit spoilt arent you?'
girl#1: 'sorry' |
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Overheard by Sarry, the gates of a primary school, at \
posted Sunday, 09th September 2007 |
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Charming
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"And then he sucked him off and went for cocktails!" |
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Overheard by Cristina, Two young women walking down Wardourstreet
posted Friday, 07th September 2007 |
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The mind boggles
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Overheard snippet of conversation between two middle aged women: one says to the other, "You know, I find they do so much better if you cut their ears off...." |
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Overheard by Arcana, Muswell Hill Broadway
posted Wednesday, 05th September 2007 |
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Fateful Rump
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Mother to her young daughter:
'Destiny! Your bum's 'anging out!' |
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Overheard by Ben, Train to Paddington
posted Sunday, 02nd September 2007 |
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Restraining Order Please!
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Blonde bimbo - 'Oh my God - I love Facebook! It's like legally stalking someone!' |
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Overheard by Nic, Spitalfields Market
posted Thursday, 30th August 2007 |
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