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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Horny @ Work?
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Girl I work with: 'I'm on heat today...FIRE! I meant fire.' |
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Overheard by flutterby, At my desk
posted Tuesday, 15th May 2007 |
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Pin Trouble
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(Whilst in a long queue, waiting for lady in front to pay up using her credit card)
Checkout girl : 'Enter your pin number.'
Lady (loudly) : 'Oh?'
Checkout girl : 'Do you have your pin number?'
Lady (still very loud) : 'Yes. XXXX.'
Checkout girl : 'Ha ha. Erm, you need to enter it in to the card machine ....' |
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Overheard by London-Lass, Boots, Oxford Street
posted Monday, 14th May 2007 |
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Ahhh, the British education system...
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Inebriated lad on bus no. 1: 'Okay, right, you know the David statue?'
Inebriated lad on bus no. 2: 'What?'
Lad #1: 'You know, that naked statue, David...'
Lad #2: 'What?'
Lad #1: 'The naked statue on Hyde Park Corner... that's David, right?' |
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Overheard by Misanthropomorphy, N10 bus, going down Oxford Street
posted Saturday, 12th May 2007 |
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Beggars can be choosers
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Girl #1: 'What are we going to do with this leftover food?'
Girl #2: (to homeless man) 'Here, do you want this? It's just pita bread and some brie.'
Homeless Man: 'No thanks. I'm vegan.' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Regents Park
posted Monday, 30th April 2007 |
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Who sorts this stuff anyway?
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First Man at glass recycling bank:
'Oh shit! I think I just upset the whole ecological balance.'
Second Man at glass recycling bank:
'Why?'
First Man at glass recycling bank:
'I just threw a brown bottle down the 'white glass only chute.' |
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Overheard by easysteve, Outside the Salisbury Pub in Green Lanes Haringey
posted Sunday, 29th April 2007 |
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You just don't expect if from Chelsea girls...
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Man #1: 'Soo...are you ok, what did she do to you?
Man #2: 'Mate...she...she went into her bedroom and got these anal beads, yeah?
Man #1: 'OK.
Man #2: 'And i was out of it so i kinda went along with it...
Man #1: 'You let her use them on you????
Man #2: 'Yeah but...she pulled them out so hard and fast...I shat myself.
Man #1: *horrified face*
Man #2: 'Then when I turned around she...she was rubbing it in...
Man #1: 'Are u taking the piss mate?
Man #2: *looks like he's about to cry* 'Seriously...I just got up and legged it...starkers...'
Man #1: 'Wow, you just don't expect that from girls from Chelsea...'
Man #2: 'I know mate...I know...and you know, I'm never gonna see that bloody navy blazer again am i?!?!' |
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Overheard by Hannah, Kentish town
posted Saturday, 28th April 2007 |
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The Eiffel Tower of London
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Two fresh face yankee girl tourists on the bus in south london. They look out the front window and see the TV antennae in Crystal Palace park.
'Oh wow look its the Eiffel Tower.'
'Awesome, wait, why are there two of them?' |
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Overheard by lou, 322 bus
posted Friday, 27th April 2007 |
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Politics
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Two teenage girls looking out of the window waiting for a train to go.
Girl 1 'That bloke looks like the president.'
Girl 2 'Where.... oh yeah"
(Short pause)
Girl 2 'Wot president?'
Girl 1 'Tony Bush or sumfin, you know?'
Girl 2 'You mean George Bush?'
Girl 1 'Yea'
Girl 2 'He's the Prime Mister you Div.'
It was like being at a NATO summit. |
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Overheard by lou, On way to East Sussex
posted Friday, 27th April 2007 |
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I thought it was sweet.....................
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I was feeding my new born god daughter with her bottle for the first time.
I tried the milk just to check it was the right temperature by drinking a little.
Me to her mum: 'I thought you were going to breast feed.'
Her mum: 'I am.'
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Overheard by easysteve, My breast milk story
posted Wednesday, 25th April 2007 |
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Television mirrors life, innit
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Two Vicky Pollard types (you know everything is far to short and far to tight approximately 14 or 15 years old))coming up the stairs of the bus swearing like you wouldn't believe.
Vicky Pollard types: 'F**k this, f**king that, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k ya no what i'm sayin' innit"'
(I don't remember the exact conversation)
A rather grand more mature woman: 'Don't you girls have any dignity?'
Vicky Pollard types: 'Nah, we lost that ages ago', (laughing)
Mature woman: 'I said dignity not virginity.' |
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Overheard by easysteve, 144 bus picking up students from Greig Academy, Hornsey
posted Wednesday, 25th April 2007 |
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