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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Life sucks (metaphorically)
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Bar tender to customer: 'What can I get you?'
Customer: 'A new boyfriend and a life worth living.' |
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Overheard by Easysteve, My local gay bar
posted Monday, 02nd April 2007 |
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I think he may be G.A.Y.
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Customer to girl: 'What's your idea of a romantic evening to get you going?' She replies, 'Oh, you know Dinner, flowers, nice conversation, sense of humour and then maybe home to bed.'" Customer turns to a guy in their company and says "what's yours". He replies, 'A gram of coke and a cock ring.' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Nuff said) |
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Overheard by easysteve, In my bar
posted Monday, 02nd April 2007 |
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The Sixth Sense?
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Loud kid: 'Look! A gateway to heaven! Look, there's a gateway to heaven! Someone's going up to heaven! Look! YOU MISSED IT!'
(pause)
Dad: 'Keep your mouth shut now'
Kid: 'Alright' |
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Overheard by alex, Peckham Rye station
posted Saturday, 31st March 2007 |
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Beautiful!
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A pretty Asian girl on the tube with her mate being incredibly modest!
'I am beautiful inside out. He knows it. You know it. Everyone knows it. It's not my fault guys are intimidated by my beauty.
I'd shoot him if he ends up with somebody ugly. It'd ruin my reputation' |
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Overheard by James, London
posted Thursday, 29th March 2007 |
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Against All Odds
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As I walked past a bloke chatting to a friend on the South Bank I just caught...
"... and that was despite the fact I was wearing a Primark jumper." |
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Overheard by Joe, South Bank
posted Sunday, 25th March 2007 |
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High Fashion, Maybe Too High
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American girl #1, holding up shirt: 'But like, what is it FOR?'
American girl #2: 'Um, to wear?'
bystanders proceed to giggle at them |
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Overheard by Molly, Top Shop, Oxford Street.
posted Saturday, 24th March 2007 |
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Racial tensions
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While travelling home on the tube from chancery lane to willesden green, i sat opposite, from what i could gather were 2 Jewish old dears, as we passed cricklewood i overheard one old dear say that Cricklewood was a lovely area...i nearly choked when she added,... "until the bleeding Irish moved in"...Being Irish i could only see the funny side. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, One the Jubilee Line
posted Wednesday, 21st March 2007 |
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Pass the Scotch please... we need it.
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Girl #1: 'Oh she can't come, she's going to a wedding in a place called Dumfreeze (Dumfries). That's in Scotland she says.'
Girl #2: 'Does she speak any Scotch?'
Girl #1: 'No, why should she?'
Girl #2: 'Coz they speak different up there don't they?'
Girl #1: 'I'm sure it's not too bad.'
Girl #2: 'Haven't you ever seen Taggart? It's all Scotch. I don't understand a word or nothing.' |
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Overheard by Conal Stewart, Waterloo Station just before boarding a Train on Platform 15
posted Tuesday, 20th March 2007 |
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The hounds of hammersmith
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'The train that has just left platform two was the last train to go through this station this evening. Get out before we release the dogs.' |
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Overheard by Luke, Hammersmith Station, over the tannoy
posted Monday, 12th March 2007 |
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I bet she can!
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Sitting amongst a somewhat well-spoken netball team who were discussing what they'd written about each other in a group assessment:
Girl 1: 'What did you write about me?'
Girl 2: 'Jessica's defensive skills are unrivaled and are an asset to the team. She can get her hands on any ball.' |
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Overheard by Peter, Northern Line
posted Friday, 09th March 2007 |
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