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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Tell me more!
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One woman to her friend: "And all he was wearing was ledderhosen!" |
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Overheard by starofvenus, Oxford Circus Tube
posted Wednesday, 10th May 2006 |
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Apprentice Pr?cis
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Two Glaswegians entering a pub toilet and spying a 'The Apprentice' advert on the wall.
Bloke 1: "Have you seen that Apprentice show on telly?"
Bloke 2: "Aye. You cannae call him Alan. You've got to call him Sir Alan. He's a f***ing helmet." |
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Overheard by Nairn, pub toilet
posted Monday, 08th May 2006 |
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Taxi Draft...
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(Outside St Pancras)
Woman on phone: "Yeah I'm waiting for a taxi... yeah... no... yeah... well, there's one fit guy but Mum - I'm not gonna ask him to cab share when I'm wearing no knickers..." |
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Overheard by Andel, St Pancras, London
posted Wednesday, 26th April 2006 |
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Don't complain.
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One slick haired, over weight, over confident, expensive shirted, gum smacking, business suited, twenty something rich yuppy to another:
"GOD, That wine tasting was SO boring..." |
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Overheard by Eleanor, london underground - Bakerloo Line
posted Tuesday, 25th April 2006 |
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Genius
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My friend heard this back around 1988-9 :
Couple walking down street when extremely baby faced rooky policeman walks past:
Man says to woman: "Young boy lost in London found under police mans helmet"
Genius.
I already used this as title of a song released on an album around the same time |
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Overheard by Leon, Notting Hill Gate 1988/9
posted Thursday, 06th April 2006 |
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Nipple Tips
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Art Bloke 1: "Two things: your hands and face."
Art Bloke 2: "And the tips of your nipples."
Art Bloke 1: "Yeah!" |
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Overheard by otrops, Men's toilets in the Tate Modern
posted Wednesday, 05th April 2006 |
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Poor kid......
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A mother is outside Woolworth's talking to her kids:
"Now you go back in there, give them the receipt, and use the money to get something else" (To Herself) "Give me a pink dustpan and brush for Mothers Day! I think not!" |
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Overheard by DazedBlog, Chrisp Street, E14
posted Thursday, 30th March 2006 |
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A considerate boyfriend
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I overheard some some 17 year old student on the phone to his girlfriend:
"What do you mean what time? I'll f**king call you whenever I want!!"
Good to see (hear?) that romance and consideration are still a part of East London's 'yoof'.
Still, at least it wasn't punctuated with "innit" |
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Overheard by failing_angel, Canary Wharf
posted Wednesday, 29th March 2006 |
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Mothers, always thinking outside the box
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Whilst I was waiting for a bus in Feltham:
10yr old School boy: "Can I go back and get my guitar?"
Mum: "No, we'll miss the bus"
School boy: "But I need it! It's got my M16 in it! How am I supposed to shoot people without it?"
Mum: "Stop being so aggressive or I'll send you to boarding school"
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Overheard by Kim, Feltham
posted Monday, 27th March 2006 |
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There's plenty more where that came from.
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Little girl, looking at sharks: Of course they won't have a blue whale, they don't have the space.
Her big sister: "They could get a baby one."
Little girl: "But baby ones still grow up. It'd get too big."
Big sister: "Well, they could just get rid of it then." |
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Overheard by carakins, London Aquarium
posted Monday, 20th March 2006 |
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