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End of the line
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Announcer: "This train will terminate at West Ham, like many footballers' careers." |
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Overheard by Claire, In Canary Wharf Tube Station - Jubilee Line platform
posted Wednesday, 01st July 2009 |
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We'll meat again
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British woman talking to two younger foreign ladies:
"So is it common for women to go into butchery in Denmark, then?" |
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Overheard by Phyllis, Train heading into Kings Cross
posted Thursday, 11th June 2009 |
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Tit for Tat
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20-something geezer talking to male and female friends in a cafe:
"That was the day I became a slag. Cos she done it to me." |
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Overheard by Phyllis, SW London
posted Thursday, 04th June 2009 |
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Hard work
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"I'm so sick and tired of begging in this heat!" |
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Overheard by larsgo, soho
posted Wednesday, 03rd June 2009 |
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No luck in the clubs
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"I think it's going to be really hard to pick up a guy for a threesome in a club."
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Overheard by Weldon, 25 Bus
posted Sunday, 31st May 2009 |
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That'll help
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Two girls about 23-25 of age playing a game of billiard and neither one of them are good at it.
Girl 1: It isn't going that well...
Girl 2: Try the chalk, it will help.
Girl 1: (enthusiasticly) Yes! |
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Overheard by Bess, A bar in Hoxton
posted Wednesday, 27th May 2009 |
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Chicken legs
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On a train while the man in front of me was on the phone....
"ah yes, we're having chicken for tea, I love that!..arrrgh Mom you know I like the leg! Well if only two of them are having legs then there's one I can have (long pause). Well they have three I think?!" (another long pause at which point thee whole carriage started to giggle). |
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Overheard by Jo, Train
posted Saturday, 23rd May 2009 |
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call that a Tower?
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Female American Tourist : Is that the Tower of London?
Answer : Yes
Female American Tourist : It doesn't look like a tower. What a stupid name for it.
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Overheard by Mathonar, Embankment next to Tower of London
posted Tuesday, 19th May 2009 |
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Boyfriend material
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Boy: "what do I need to get a girlfriend?"
Girl: "well, you need a girl and a sparkiling personality"
Boy: "true" |
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Overheard by Jo, Bus
posted Sunday, 17th May 2009 |
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Toothless tooth fairy
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Mum# "When you get home you will have to put the tooth under your pillow."
Little Girl# "And then the toothfairy will come and give me a pound?"
Mum# "No honey, she won't - there's a recesson." |
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Overheard by Karin, Chelsea
posted Friday, 15th May 2009 |
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